We All Go A Little Dad Sometimes by Shane Morton

We All Go A Little Dad Sometimes by Shane Morton

Author:Shane Morton [Morton, Shane]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2024-05-06T00:00:00+00:00


11

David

“So… what!” Zane made every head in a hundred-mile radius turn to stare at us. “You’ve been holding out on us, and I am not ok with that, bitch.”

“It wasn’t… I mean, I had an infatuation with him, but it’s happened fast.” I was still trying to settle into what all of this meant – might mean, or could mean if I stayed on the path we were currently on. “He came to fix my disposal, and then bam. His tongue was in my mouth, and I couldn’t breathe.”

“That’s called kissing. I think you remember how it felt.”

“Zane, honey? Bring it down just a notch, will you? Can’t you see the boy is freaking out?” Jacob wheezed. “Can we stop walking so fast? A trip to the bookstore should not exhaust you. I’m sixty-nine – and I’m not a sprinter any longer.”

“Of course.” I put my hand through Jacob’s arm to offer support. “Remember how easy it used to be to find parking?”

“Things change – and The Pleasant has been changing rapidly. It’s good for the town, but the year-round tourism has made this place much more crowded. I miss the slow times we used to have.” Jacob squeezed my hand in thanks.

“That article in USA Today calling us one of the best vacation spots in America changed everything.” Zan nodded. “Now, can we please get back to Miss Thang here dating the Taylor Lautner lookalike? I am flummoxed.”

“Thanks for the vote of confidence, bestie,” I muttered.

“No, it’s… I’m happy for you. I am. I just can’t believe you found a boyfriend before I did.”

“He is not my boyfriend.”

“Not yet.” Zane laughed. “He must be into daddies. He’s what, twenty-two?”

“I don’t think that David is a daddy. He’s not that old. God! What would that make me? Dead?”

“No, you’re grampa porn. It’s a real thing.” Zane cackled.

“We’ve just been out on a couple of dates, and he introduced me to his friends.”

“That’s major.” Zane grabbed me by the arm and stopped us all in our tracks. “I saw him, you know. He was with Crystal and her gaggle of gays at Liberties, and you were totally right. He looks exactly like our hunky werewolf. I almost texted you to tell you I found him again, but I didn’t want you to go into cardiac arrest.”

“His friends were nice. I had always imagined they’d be snobby,” I responded and started walking slowly again.

“They’re fine. I mean, I think they think a lot of themselves, but who wouldn’t when your friend group has a movie star and a rock star in it? That group was always full of the pretty people.”

Jacob grinned. “One of them is a prince now, isn’t he? Crystal has always been a sweetheart. Her mother and I were very good friends back in the day. That poor girl has really been through it. I guess most of her friends have been, what with all of that scandal back in the day.”

“I kind of remember hearing about that. We weren’t here when that happened.



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